Tuesday, September 4, 2012

2007 special Kick-Off Edition - College Football's Top Ten Blowouts

At last! The 2007 college football season is about to burst upon all those new wide-screen televisions! Although we are about a week to the summer side of Labor Day, why not get excited now? After all, our treasured autumn pastime is about to initiate it's every year smear/wipeout/butt-kicking season.

Schools are finding at their 2007 schedules with hope and dread. Winning and losing in the first few weeks of the season can make or break one's chances in the Bcs. This year, perennial FirstWorst favorite Duke has taken losing to a brand new level by losing the Acc Championship - for 1965. Owing to a fluke of scheduling and some kind of former misapplication of the rules, the discussion this week awarded the 1965 title exclusively to South Carolina - stripping Duke of it's share of the Acc crown. It isn't bad enough that Duke can't kick an extra point and save a game against another dog team, it can't even hang onto a success from when the biggest off-field concern was one's draft number.

Since that time, the college football season has evolved into a three-part series of events. The Bowl season concludes the every year gridiron campaigns, the discussion season determines who attends which bowl games, and the season-opening "games" are designed to - well - who knows what they are designed to do. Although it escapes comprehension how Nebraska improves its execution on the field by wiping out Ball State, these games literally count in poll calculations. It is equally exciting why a program like Ball State would acquiesce to visiting Lincoln in September to receive the abuse. possibly the promise of a big paycheck helps.

Some schools don't think beating anything 56-0 is any fun. Their fans don't either. For others, these early games may be their only wins. Notre Dame boasts an incredibly difficult program this year. In their quest for the national championship, the Irish are rolling out some of the top football schools - not together with poor Navy and Air Force - to convince the Bcs gurus that they are literally the best. Nd leads with an occasion game at home against Georgia Tech, hits the road against Penn State and follows that up with a pleasure trip to Ann Arbor for a date with Michigan. Kudos to the Irish for important with tough games!

On the other end, Duke University - champion of the 2006 FirstWorst poll and fresh off a stellar 0-12 season - also confronts a very difficult schedule. Of policy any game Duke schedules will be difficult, but the Devils set themselves up with a tough road by most standards in 2007. If it wasn't enough to face Florida State, Georgia Tech and Miami the wizards of Duke scheduling threw in Notre Dame and Northwestern! Duke has the right idea for scheduling - if it was Notre Dame. Unfortunately, they need Nebraska's idea of scheduling to get back on their feet. Duke recently hired a new head coach and might not have fulfilled, much recruiting this year. They are just trying to put a team on the field. Look for the Bleu Devils to make another run at the 2007 FirstWorst Championship but give 'em credit for putting themselves on the field against opponents that habitancy want to see.

Why do so many top tier schools put dog games on their schedule? Of policy they want to avoid injuries, but a better policy of activity to perform that would be to ban beer in the athletic dorm to keep kids from falling down the stairs or tripping over cheerleaders. possibly Ohio State wants to institution their second and third strings against teams that don't have matching uniforms. The reasons for these games are anyone's guess. But why a fan would pay attentiveness to one is beyond comprehension.

It is without shame that our premier universities are charging admission to dedicated fans to watch some incredibly lopsided games. These are plainly embarrassing events masquerading as football games. As a social service, The Scholarly Sages of Sport at FirstWorst present the early season's worst ten football games.

1. Appalachian State at Michigan. Saturday, September 1.

Mercy...why would a perennial powerhouse stoop to this? And what does Michigan expect to learn by playing this game? (and can the players spell "Appalachian?") Maybe this is a warm up primarily for the grounds crew and stadium staff, but the Michigan football team could get more sense playing against itself.

Appalachian State fulfilled, a very respectable 13 - 1 in 2006... in what was then agency I-Aa. The Mountaineers apparently want to dip their big toe in big time college football. Chances are that they will not only lose those big toes, but lose the legs they are attached to as well as other vital body parts. Adding to the tragedy of this game even being played, the thing is literally going to be televised - probably to the Maize and Blue fans who burned all their money on beer and didn't have enough left over for a ticket.

2. Western Kentucky at Florida - Saturday, September 1.

How can this possibly be entertaining? The Gators bring their usual classic team to the field to take on the Hilltopers in what is sure to be a total thriller - primarily for the vendors. The stadium staff better lay in extra beer for this one. This may be a warm up for Gator fans to progress their arms doing the Gator-chomp and singing "Go Gators!" while juiced up on barley beverages warmed to 100 degrees inside their social noggins.

3. Murray State at Louisville - Saturday, September 1.

Mark your calendars for this one folks. It is slated for Espn coverage! But where is Murray State and what are they doing playing football? Murray State literally does field a football team and is located in Murray, Ky. The school is proud to have fulfilled, the 2006 season a exquisite 0-8 in anything lower level agency they play in. And now they are headed to play a hungry Louisville team anxious to break into the ranks of consistent top football performers? Does Louisville have enough money to pay a school like this to show up? The Cardinals posted a fab 12-1 record in the 2006 season together with wins over some decent schools.

It took the crack team at FirstWorst some extra research to determine that the team name for Murray State is the 'Racers'. (This is usually a quick task, but the Msu -not Michigan State - website apparently lives on someone's dad's antique Pc in the freshman dorm. The thing took forever.) We would be hard-pressed to judge the capability of the remainder of the Murray State schedule, as it includes schools most of us have never heard of - together with Lambuth.

4. Ohio State (weeks 1 and 2) versus Youngstown State and Akron.

The storied Buckeyes are to be commended for at least retention the embarrassment in-state. Osu scores a big double-header win in the FirstWorst blowout lineup this year with two sure-to-be-butt-kickings at home.

Osu Alums must be paying travel expenses for these poor schools, so they also want to keep expenses down. Even though there are a consolidate of in state schools willing to show up in Columbus for a perfect social flogging, it amazes most scholarly readers that anything - together with the Osu fans and Alums - would agree to be a part of it. It adds to the embarrassment that the opponent monikers are the 'Penguins' and 'Zips' respectively. You just can't make this stuff up.

5. Florida International at Penn State - September 1.

Fi fulfilled, a exquisite 0-12 last season, together with an 0-7 mark in the mighty Sun Belt Conference. Florida International must be finding for recognition to aid in it's recruiting efforts. Unfortunately, this one is for comic relief only. The Nittany Lions will be sure to look past Fi to their date with Notre Dame at home in week 2, but State should be able to send out their freshman squad and still hit triple digits. Football scholars advise retention the clock exciting at all times.

6. Troy at Florida - September 8.

Troy had the honor of handing Nebraska a 56-0 victory last September in Lincoln. It is part of the Troy Trojan Tradition (T3) to send a bunch of guys to a big school to take pictures from the field and get whacked by the opposition's second and third strings. And God Bless 'em, the Trojans are kicking off their 2007 season against the Razorbacks in Fayetteville on Sept. 1. These Trojans believe in themselves, however. With a Sun Belt discussion title to their names in 06, these guys think they can compete. Well... They literally threw their helmets into the right ring to find out. The line separating courage and stupidity is impossible to distinguish at Troy. In fact, the Psych Tas offer a workshop on the topic right after each game.

We literally want to know what Troy head coach Larry Blakeney will say prior to kick off against Florida. "Protect yourself at all times?," or "keep on believing?" He has plentifulness of wins at Troy. Unfortunately, not many are against teams that put more than 15,000 habitancy in their stadiums. One of these years though, Troy is gonna break straight through with a huge win against a top tier school. You can't say they don't try. After all, you have to be in 'em to win 'em. But then again, if a Lion invites you to lunch, make sure he has eaten before you arrive.

7. Samford at Georgia Tech - September 1.

Samford (not Stanford) fulfilled, 1-7 in the Ohio Valley discussion in 06 and is primed to open the season against the G Tech Wrecks in Atlanta. Does Samford give out football scholarships? Is there any provision for not showing up?

How can this be enjoyable for a small school team? The team gets to fly on a plane, but has to go to Atlanta and play exterior before Labor Day. man is getting a whole bunch of money for this.

8. Idaho at Usc - September 1.

Having the Vandals invited to La seems redundant. Does Idaho show up with paint cans hidden in their equipment bags? So. Cal may have its own problems, but winning isn't going to be a concern for the Trojans. Why did Usc set this thing up? The boys from the wild northwest get a trip to the big city, possibly free tickets to Disneyland and lunch with a great big mouse in exchange for according to be on the same field at the same time as the vaunted Trojans.

Besides a rout, what are Usc or football fans in general getting out of this deal? This game won't be much of a challenge or contribute any kind of learning experience. But man has got to warm up the band and the Usc Cheerleaders and it might as well be another set of Vandals.

9. Citadel at Wisconsin - September 15

Who is the Citadel? No one exterior of the school literally knows for sure, but seems that they play in the Southern discussion along side such customary winners as Appalachian State and Elon. And now these guys want to go up to Madison on the 15th to try and derail the Badgers? The Citadel is a troops school, but one doubts that among the institutional values is the notion of suicide. So why in the world would Citadel participate in this?

10 Rotten Game of the Week - Buffalo at Temple - September 8 The #10 spot in the FirstWorst game program is reserved for the rotten game of the week. And this one is a rotten game each year. In 2006, these two juggernauts slugged it out for a full 60 minutes without whether team scoring a touchdown. Buffalo turned in a stirring 1-7 discussion mark, and looks poised to repeat in the Mac cellar. Instead of recruiting, Temple used their off-season to originate new uniforms to lose in.

So mark your calendars football fans! The bending-over season is upon us. And check back with the firstworst.com for reviews, embarrassing moments and the weekly FirstWorst Futility Rankings.

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